guest@anonfunc:~$ cat scammed

we do not recover funds

nobody can. a transaction on ethereum cannot be reversed, and there is no one to call who can reverse it. anyone who offers to get your crypto back for a fee, a deposit or “gas” is running a second scam, and it is built for people who just lost money to the first. pay nobody for recovery. anyone who asks for your seed, a key, a password or access to your computer is a scammer. we never ask for any of it.

first, today

  1. stop sending money.
  2. move what is left to a new wallet with a new seed, from a device you trust. if you are not sure how, ask in the email. we explain it on the call, you do it yourself.
  3. revoke the token approvals on the compromised address.
  4. write down what happened while it is fresh: addresses, transaction hashes, times, screenshots.
  5. report it to the police and to any exchange the funds went through.
  6. treat the device as compromised if you signed something you did not understand or installed anything.

then

write to hello@anonfunc.xyz with “scammed” in the subject. we reply within 24 hours and set up a call. it takes about an hour. on the call we go through what happened and what is still at risk. we explain how to do whichever of the steps above you have not managed yet. you do them yourself. if the money went through an exchange or a bank, we explain how to report it there and to the police. if we can’t help, we know who can.